If you have been missing out on the quirky entertainment from the NBA Twitterverse, Michael De Lacy is back and he’s brought in reinforcements. Terry Goldfain has joined him to pick out and (a lot less) wittily (than they think) comment on the Tweets of the Week. It’s a revamped format that includes NBA tweets from team owners, coaches, media and other Twitter-land smart arses.
1. “However, if there was a Space Jam 1, LeBron wasn’t in it probably because he was too busy finishing off college,” the same fans responded.
REPORT: When asked if they would see Space Jam 2, 99.998% of LeBron fans responded by saying that they had no idea there was a "Space Jam 1"
— NOTSportsCenter™ (@NOTSportsCenter) February 22, 2014
2. Just like how LeBron turns into the Hulk every time his headband comes off, Anthony Davis’ super-powers are directly related to his unibrow. He’s wasted in a supporting role. Save him for the lead in ‘Space Jam 3: Attack of the Unibrow’
If Anthony Davis isn't one of the players the Monstars attack in Space Jam 2, then I don't even know anymore.
— PhlebasThePhoenician (@Cosmis) February 22, 2014
3. Another busy day for the staff at Air Congo
BREAKING: #Thunder F Serge Ibaka has been deported back to the Congo for breaking LeBron's nose
Adam Silver: "Don't mess with LeBron."
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) February 22, 2014
4. A fitting image since the trade deadline resembles Russian roulette (and I guess a tank barrel wouldn’t fit in Stewey Griffin’s mouth)
Danny Granger, your thoughts on being traded from the best in the East to Tankadelphia? pic.twitter.com/ETWeAJCyGf
— Will (@NOTSCWill) February 21, 2014
5. He’s likely so ecstatic to be traded to a championship contender that he’ll let sleeping ‘bogs’ lie.
This is old at this point, but I wouldn't be surprised in the least if Evan Turner has Derrick Rose's face on his toilet paper.
— Brian Schroeder (@Cosmis) February 18, 2014
6. I can imagine it now: Adam Silver presents ‘Casting Couch’. Finally something on NBA TV other than #TheStarters that I’d watch! #NBATVAfterDark
In other news, the @AFL has announced all players current/future girlfriends must be approved and interviewed by Demetriou himself. #rule101
— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) February 21, 2014
7. Adam Silver presents ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Casting Couch’. The TV show is getting better by the minute!
Real Housewives of Melbourne? Really?The fact this show was not only pitched, but then OK'd scares me when thinking about the future of OZ!
— Andrew Bogut (@andrewbogut) February 23, 2014
At the risk of being repetitive, we have the third and final ingredient for a killer show now!
can't count how many pre club posing Instagram pics I've seen with the caption "worst behavior"
— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) February 23, 2014
in my mind, I interpret that as "there's a chance I could get arrested or pregnant tonight."
— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) February 23, 2014
8. Just like you’ve got Black, White, Red and Blake Mamba and Harrison Barnes has that nickname, how about Fat Falcon/Felton?
If Raymond Felton changed his last name to Falcon we would all feel much better
— Nathaniel Friedman (@freedarko) February 23, 2014
9. And for the Bogut one: Personally, I’m much more in favor of the ‘Food Scale Rating System’
#Fashion pic.twitter.com/IKr8NAxz4U
— Indiana Pacers Memes (@PacersMemes) February 22, 2014
10. #ShotsFired
“@NotChuckBarkley: Raymond Felton arrested for pointing a gun at his wife but didn't fire because Knicks policy is that only Melo can shoot”
— Downtown (@Downtownball) February 25, 2014
Think there were better tweets out there this week? Comment below and share the most entertaining tweet you saw!
Meh
Needs more work
Awesome